- [first lines]
- Janey Harper: Dad, I'm just curious. Are you planning to forget again this year?
- Ben Harper: Ah. A riddle. I love a riddle. Let's see, the answer is: I don't know what you're talking about so go away.
- Janey Harper: Mom's birthday.
- Ben Harper: Oh my God, not again.
- Ben Harper: Oooo, mmmm. What is that delicious
- [opens oven door, sniffs and chokes]
- Ben Harper: smell?
- Susan Harper: Tuna Wellington. I ran out of beef.
- Chloe: Those old people are swingers.
- Susan Harper: Swingers? As in Glenn Miller, or as in Glenn Miller, his wife and the rest of his band?