My Family (TV Series)
Serpent's Tooth (2000)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Susan : Toast. Janey, what have I told you about painting your nails at the table?
Janey : Whatever it was I wasn't listening.
Michael : Mum, where are my football boots?
Susan : Where were they when you last had them?
Michael : On my feet.
Susan : So wise so young, they say, do not live long.
Michael : What?
Susan : I am not your slave.
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Ben : Why don't we go out tomorrow night?
Susan : Alright.
Ben : [pause] Excuse me?
Susan : I said 'Alright'.
Ben : Stop it, Susan. Stop laying the guilt trip on me. OK, OK. If I let Unsworth down again, he'll go somewhere else.
Susan : All I said was 'Alright'.
Ben : Yeah, al... There you go again! You see? You can't stop it, can you? It's just guilt, guilt, guilt - it's unbearable! I mean, you know, you must be really upset!
Susan : Ben, I understand. I am not upset.
Michael : Mum! Football boots!
Susan : Didn't you hear me? Take some responsibility for yourself!
Ben : Hey! Why are you angry with him and not angry with me?
Susan : Because with him, there's still a point.
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Susan : What is that?
Michael : It's a rabbit.
Susan : I can see it's a rabbit, but... *what* is it?
Michael : Well, I wanted a rabbit, so I bought a rabbit.
Susan : But you didn't ask our permission.
Michael : Well... I'm rebelling.
Susan : A rebel with a rabbit?
Michael : You told me to take more responsibility.
Susan : I say a lot of things. I told your father he looked good in a tank top.
Michael : Well, this is a symbol of my independence.
Susan : That's nice, dear. Take it back to the shop.
Michael : If you make me take it back, I'll never believe anything you say again. I'll become aimless and remote. And my schoolwork will suffer.
Janey : He'll become another Nick!
Susan : [to the rabbit] Welcome to your new home!
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Ben : Alright, Michael. The thing is, your mother has been very silly. She's been seeing another dentist.
Susan : I think what your father's trying to say, he's being very arrogant and not seeing anyone else's point of view.
Ben : Or to put it more simply, your mother thinks she's always right when in fact she's always wrong!
Susan : Although, how would he know anything about anything when he spend all his time fanning around with his patients and lets his own family go to pot?
Ben : Whereas your mother thinks that money grows on trees and new handbags sprout little legs and magically leave the shop and enter your house?
Susan : Whilst your father, although a qualified dentist, believes that children's teeth are magically repaired by the tooth fairy if he ignores them for years...
Ben : Despite all this, your mother knows that she'll never find a bigger sucker as me!
Susan : And your father knows he'll never find anyone else who'll have him!
Ben : That's why we're not getting divorced!
Michael : Thanks, mum! Thanks, dad! I'll sleep easy tonight!