My Family (TV Series)

Pain in the Class (2000)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

Quotes 

• Ben : Oh, come on, Mike. Come on! Scare me! Come on! Scare me! Try and put me down!

  Michael Harper : [finally snaps]  You're losing your hair, you're getting turkey neck and the only reason you're a dentist is you failed to get into medical school.

• Ben : What? You stood up to Jason Hodder?

  Michael Harper : Well... sort of... I stood up and... Janey let him have it.

• [last lines] 

  Ben : So, son, do you think you've learnt anything from all this? You see, Michael, there is something you can take away with you that'll help you throughout your life. You wanna hear it?

  Michael : Not really.

  Ben : OK, it's this: None of it gets any better, but the more it happens the less it hurts.

  Michael : Thanks, dad.

  Ben : It's all right, son. That's all right.

  Nick : What?

• Ben : You see Michael, deep down all bullies are cowards.

  Michael Harper : [Cutting his Dad off]  Jason isn't he's really scary!

  Nick Harper : Yeah he made the gym teacher wet his pants.