Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

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• Ben : You're probably wondering why I called you all here today.

  Janey Harper : No.

  Michael Harper : No.

  Susan Harper : Yes.

  Nick : What was the question?

  Ben : I've completed my will. But I've also found an online mortality site that talks sense. It's given me 40 more years to live! I can smoke, I can drink and eat as much junk food as I like! Hah! I've never felt so healthy and alive! See this?

  [Tears up his will] 

  Susan Harper : Your will!

  Abi Harper : My inheritance!

  Roger Bailey : My freedom! Hahahahahahahahaha!