My Family (TV Series)
My Will Be Done (2004)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
Quotes
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Ben : Can't you even love me for my money any more?
Janey Harper : Well, Gran's leaving me hers.
Nick : I've got a good job, dad!
Michael Harper : Roger's paying me £50 a week just to let him be my guardian.
Ben : Right, that's it! If that's the way you want to play it, fine! None of you gets a penny when I die!
Nick : How about a fiver now?
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Ben : You're probably wondering why I called you all here today.
Janey Harper : No.
Michael Harper : No.
Susan Harper : Yes.
Nick : What was the question?
Ben : I've completed my will. But I've also found an online mortality site that talks sense. It's given me 40 more years to live! I can smoke, I can drink and eat as much junk food as I like! Hah! I've never felt so healthy and alive! See this?
[Tears up his will]
Susan Harper : Your will!
Abi Harper : My inheritance!
Roger Bailey : My freedom! Hahahahahahahahaha!