- Susan Harper: Who do you think's attractive?
- Ben Harper: [pause] You, darling.
- Susan Harper: Apart from me.
- Ben Harper: We're not opening that door.
- Susan Harper: What door?
- Ben Harper: When I say someone's attractive, you get the hump. But if I don't say someone's attractive, you say who is attractive, and then it goes on and on in an endless loop until I tell you who is attractive and then you get the hump. Either way, you get the hump.
- Ben Harper: Yeah, Roger may be irritating, bumptious, tote-chirpy in the mornings, noisy, persistent, thick-skinned, can't take 'get out' for an answer, constantly visiting, naive, gauche - he makes a snorting noise when he clears his throat, but... he's a man!
- Susan Harper: [about Roger] But he'll never get a girlfriend without my help.
- Ben Harper: Look, just leave it to me, OK? We'll try the man's way. And if that doesn't work, we'll do it the wrong way. All Roger needs is a few pointers from the master in the art of love.
- Susan Harper: Good. And while he's at it, get him to help you.