- Ben Harper: [dashing through doors] Abi, Abi! Loo... umm, might sound weird, but I would like you to be my mistress for half an hour.
- Abi Harper: Okay!
- Ben Harper: [takes her hand, starts pulling her toward the door] Great! Come on, it's urgent.
- Roger Bailey Jnr.: [takes her other hand and drags her back] You fiend, how dare you!
- Ben Harper: Roger, Roger, it's just for a minute. You won't miss her!
- Roger Bailey Jnr.: Let her go, let her go, she's mine!
- Roger Bailey Jnr.: No, Roger, she's mine!
- Roger Bailey Jnr.: No!
- Ben Harper: Roger, I'm desperate!
- Roger Bailey Jnr.: Buy a magazine!