My Family (TV Series)

Ghosts (2002)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

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Quotes 

• Nick : [to Ben]  Careful! Holy water's expensive! It's mixed with the urine of seven virgins.

  Michael : It's just tap water.

  Nick : I asked you to do one thing!

• Michael : You'll never guess what I've just seen on the internet.

  Ben : Let's see, adolescent boy, internet, big smile on face... I don't want to know.

  Michael : No, listen, I've just found out this is an unhappy house.

  Ben : Really, it took you fifteen years to find out?

  Michael : No, no, it's officially an unhappy house. I found this local history site when I was searching for my project, and it says this place is cursed. Everyone who's ever lived here has had terrible misfortune.

  Ben : Can't you ever just stumble upon a hardcore porn site like any normal teenager?

• Abi : That was the best meal your mother's ever made.

  Michael : Hmm. That's because it was a Tesco's ready meal.