My Family (TV Series)

Ghosts (2002)

Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

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Quotes 

• Abi : Nick, I thought you were going to find me a proper exorcist.

  Nick : No need, sinner. Seen the movie, got the t-shirt.

• Nick : Good evening. I believe you require my services.

  [gives Abi his card] 

  Abi : [reading his card]  "Nick Harper, Swimwear Model"?

  Nick : No, turn it over.

  Abi : [turns card over]  "Nick Harper, Exorcist"?

• [During an exorcism by Nick and Micheal at Abi's request, a sleeping Ben is sprayed with holy water ,in fact tap water, by Nick and is threatened by Micheal with a hammer and wooden stake] 

  Ben : This house has gone insane.

  Abi : That's what I've been trying to tell you.

  Ben : [to Abi]  You, you're unhinged.

  [to Micheal] 

  Ben : You, you're demented.

  [to Nick] 

  Ben : You, you're just you.

• Abi : That was the best meal your mother's ever made.

  Michael : Hmm. That's because it was a Tesco's ready meal.

• Abi : Nick, do you believe in the supernatural?

  Nick : Well, I don't want to brag.

  Abi : No, really. Last night during the thunderstorm, I heard this weird cackling.

  Nick : I had a dream about a carrot. Do you think there's a connection?

  Abi : And then today, my tuna sandwich just disappeared.

  Nick : Oh, sorry!

  Abi : You know what we need?

  Nick : A lot more food in this house!

  Abi : No, an exorcist!