My Family (TV Series)
Get Cartier (2001)
Paul Trussell: Mooo
Quotes
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Mooo : A little gift from my uncle to say thank you for hiring me.
Ben Harper : Hire... no. Look, Mr Mooo, erm... no more gifts, alright? And as you're now my assistant, I would like you to assist me in taking this and the, erm... tyres and the 40lbs of meat back to your uncle.
Mooo : And hurt his feelings? No way!
Ben Harper : No, no, no, no! He... he won't be offended.
Mooo : Tell that to the last bloke that returned one of his gifts. Oh, wait - you can't!
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Ben Harper : Am I right in assuming you're not Mrs Shapiro, my nine o'clock?
[Mooo gives a thumbs up]
Ben Harper : And, er, would I be right in assuming that the doors had in fact at one point been locked?
Mooo : Oh, well, you could use better ones - like a deadbolt or a double latch. And the one round the back's no use at all - er... at least, not any more.
Ben Harper : Why do I get the feeling you're an associate of Mr Smith?
Mooo : He's my uncle.
Ben Harper : He's, ah... family.
Mooo : I'm his nephew, Mooo.
Ben Harper : Mooo? Mooo, as in cute little milk cow?
Mooo : Mooo, as in "Mooo' your bloody arse!"