My Family (TV Series)
Driving Miss Crazy (2001)
Nickolas Grace: Mr. Casey
Quotes
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Susan Harper : How is everything since, erm, everything?
Mr. Casey : Since Emma died? Oh, everyone's been very kind. It was a bit rough at first, but then I thought to myself, why not buy a dog?
Ben : Several reasons - the first of which is lying on my doorstep!
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Mr. Casey : Mr Harper, I think you've got my newspaper!
Ben : I think you've got 8cm of my garden!
Mr. Casey : I think you've been throwing snails over my fence!
Ben : I think you've been mowing your lawn at 11 o'clock at night!
Mr. Casey : I think you don't mow your lawn at all!
Ben : [pause] It's a wilderness garden!
Mr. Casey : [Points to Nick] And you've been letting him sunbathe out there - in the nude!
Susan Harper : He never did that!
Nick : Yes, I did!
Mr. Casey : ...while my mother was out there taking tea!
Ben : Oh, really? She shouldn't have been looking!
Mr. Casey : He was up a tree!
Nick : I'm a child of nature!
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Susan Harper : One of the important things about negotiations is to look for the middle ground - because it's never the case that one side is completely right and the other side is completely wrong.
Mr. Casey : Yes, it is!
Susan Harper : Isn't there room for give and take?
Mr. Casey : Of course. If he gives me an apology, I'll take it!
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Ben : Ah, Mr Casey. How lovely to see you.
Mr. Casey : Now look here, Mr Harper! I demand an apology!
Susan Harper : Well, you can't have it!
Ben : I apologise.
Susan Harper : What?
Ben : It's all my fault.
Mr. Casey : Oh. Well, I'm prepared to bury the hatchet if you agree to certain conditions.
Susan Harper : Never!
Ben : Sure! Fire away!
Mr. Casey : For a start, stop blasting loud, hideous music at night!
Susan Harper : We like hideous music!
Ben : That's no problem.
Mr. Casey : Secondly, that fence is staying where it is!
Ben : Absolutely. And strictly speaking, as it's my fence, I should... pay for it?
Mr. Casey : Oh. Well. Alright. But I'm not paying for that shed.
Susan Harper : Arsonist!
Ben : Susan. Susan. Please?
Mr. Casey : Ah... I want you to pay a professional gardener to come and tidy up that jungle!
Ben : Yep. Consider it done.
Mr. Casey : And I want to park my car across your drive whenever I like!
Ben : Whatever you want. It's alright. Anything else?
Mr. Casey : Yes. I want... I want... I want that photo frame!