My Family (TV Series)

Death and Ben Take a Holiday (2001)

Andy Taylor: Desk Clerk

Quotes 

• Desk Clerk : Are you sure you got the right hotel? I mean, we are part of a chain. Maybe your reservation was in a different city.

  Ben Harper : [Sarcastically]  Yes, of course! I booked the Paris branch for a funeral here in Leeds!

• Ben Harper : Look, if you don't give me my two rooms, I shall take my business elsewhere!

  Desk Clerk : Ah, well. That's sorted then. Bye-bye!

  Nick : Excuse me, mate. We'll take the one small room. OK?

  Ben Harper : No! No!

  Desk Clerk : Do you want it?

  Ben Harper : [Thinks]  I hate you!

  Nick : That means yes!

  Desk Clerk : Good. Of course, you'll have to share a bed.

  Ben Harper : I'd rather eat glass! I'm going elsewhere! Thank you!

  Nick : Are you ashamed of our love?

  [to receptionist] 

  Nick : And he did promise me Paris!