My Family (TV Series)

Death and Ben Take a Holiday (2001)

John Rapley: Uncle Frank

Quotes 

• Uncle Frank : So you're...

  Ben Harper : Ben.

  Uncle Frank : No, don't tell me.

  Ben Harper : I just did.

  Uncle Frank : No, no... You're Sophie's boy!

  Ben Harper : I'm Vivian's boy, actually.

  Uncle Frank : Don't you think I know my own sister's name? Hey Katie! You remember Sophie's boy?

  Aunt Kate : Oh yes! It's Ralphie, isn't it?

  Ben Harper : [pause]  It is. It is! Hello!

  Aunt Kate : Hello! Father Boyle, look who got out of jail!

• Ben Harper : My name is Harper, alright? Ben Harper! I swear!

  Aunt Kate : Don't take the Lord's name in vain!

  Ben Harper : I didn't take the Lord's name in vain!

  Aunt Kate : But you were thinking it!

  Ben Harper : Shut up! Nick, could you tell them what my name is, please?

  Nick : Talulah!

  Ben Harper : What kind of an answer is that?

  Nick : What kind of question is that?

  Ben Harper : My name is Harper, alright? I'm telling you - Ben Harper!

  Uncle Frank : So now you're lying to a priest! Ralph, you're going to Hell!

  Ben Harper : Too late! I'm already there!