My Family (TV Series)

Death and Ben Take a Holiday (2001)

Bhasker Patel: Sanjay

Quotes 

• Sanjay : I hope you have a pleasant stay.

  Ben Harper : Hmm. Do you really care?

  Sanjay : No, sir.

  Ben Harper : No. That makes two of us!

• Sanjay : Room service!

  Ben Harper : [Putting on his trousers]  What? What the hell?

  Sanjay : You ordered champagne?

  Ben Harper : No, I didn't.

  Sanjay : And chips.

  Ben Harper : Oh, f... Nick!

  Sanjay : [Thinking Ben and Nick are a couple]  My, my! Been busy, I see!

  Ben Harper : No, no, no! This is not what it looks like, OK?

  Nick : [Walks into the room in his underwear] 

  Sanjay : Don't worry. We're very discreet around here!

  Ben Harper : For God's sake! Please! This is my son!

  Sanjay : I'm not here to judge!

  Ben Harper : No... Nick, did you order this?

  Nick : Well, you know... I thought it was going to be a special night!

  Sanjay : Want me to open this, then, or should I leave you two alone?

  Ben Harper : Look, take your chips and your champagne and yourself and, and... and get out, please! Thank you!

  Nick : Oh, don't worry about him. He's just in a hurry to get to bed!

  Sanjay : I understand.

  Ben Harper : No, you don't understand, OK? There is nothing to understand, alright?

  Sanjay : You could do better!

  Nick : Don't I know?