Quotes
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Nick : [In hospital, covered in plaster casts] So what time do you get off work?
Ward Sister : Six o'clock.
Nick : Oh, cool. Because I was thinking, you know, maybe dinner and a movie?
Ward Sister : OK. Sounds great. And what are you going to be doing?
Nick : Thought I might get plastered! Or maybe play Doctors and Nurses!
Ward Sister : [laughs] Careful, Nick. I've got a rectal thermometer and I know how to use it!
Nick : Ooh, matron!
Ward Sister : Actually, I'm a ward sister.
Nick : Ooh, matron!
