Quotes
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Janey Harper : [Sees Susan doing the laundry] Do you realise there are some of Nick's clothes in there?
Susan : There's some of Nick's clothes. There's some of your clothes. There's some of Michael's clothes. It's like Paris Fashion Week - with skid marks!
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Susan : Janey, it's just a waitressing job.
Janey Harper : Yeah, but it's in Soho! You know, while I'm waitressing, I'm going to be discovered by a film director!
Susan : Oh, like Lana Turner.
Janey Harper : Yeah, him! Or Guy Ritchie!
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Janey Harper : [Sees Ben counting money] £1,255!
Susan : I found it in Nick's pocket.
Janey Harper : Damn! I knew I should have helped you with the laundry!
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Susan : Janey, dear. How's the job going?
Janey Harper : Boring.
Susan : Oh, that's a relief!
Janey Harper : You're happy that my job's crap?
Susan : Yes. It's crap and it's safe - just like your father's job.
Janey Harper : Oh, great! Thanks! Why don't I just kill myself now?
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Janey Harper : Basically, all I'm doing is serving food to people!
Susan : Isn't that basically what waitressing is?
Janey Harper : Yeah, but they're just people! You know, shopkeepers, office workers - where are the big guns?
Susan : Come on! You didn't expect to be discovered on the first day?
Ben : Wait till your first pay packet. That'll bring a smile back to your face.
Janey Harper : Yeah, it's always money with you, isn't it?
Ben : Yes. Or murder.
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Janey Harper : Do you mind if I ask you something?
Jim : Sure!
Janey Harper : Have you got any, er... blockbusters in production?
Jim : Eh?
Janey Harper : Well, you know, er... action adventure or maybe romantic comedies?
Jim : Oh, right! 'Paramount'! Very good!
Janey Harper : Sorry?
Steve : We're not the film company, love! We're, er, Paramount Cavity Wall Insulation - unit 6, Duncan Business Park!
Jim : And we want four beers!
Janey Harper : And I want a movie career! I guess we're both stuffed!
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Customer : I don't like your attitude!
Janey Harper : I don't like being told what to do!
Customer : You're a waitress!
Janey Harper : God, did you have to remind me?
Restaurant Manager : Alright, Janey, I'll sort this out.
Janey Harper : Yeah, fat chance!
[laughs at customer, then stops on seeing manager]
Janey Harper : I'm fired, aren't I?
