My Family (TV Series)

Awkward Phase (2000)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

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• Michael Harper : It's my first time on a date with a girl and I know I'm going to do something pants. God, I don't even know the rules!

  Nick Harper : Ah, these are the noughties, Michael. There aren't any.

  Michael Harper : But I mean, boys have all the responsibilities and girls... they have an easy time of it. They can go as far as they want, then whenever they want, they can just say 'stop'.

  Nick Harper : OK. That's the one rule. I mean, a guy's got an obligation to stop if a girl tells him to.

  Michael Harper : No, but what if she doesn't say stop? What do I do then?

  Nick Harper : Just a quick 'Thank you, God' would just about do it!