My Family (TV Series)
Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey (2002)
Zoë Wanamaker: Susan Harper
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Ben : You don't want a room. You don't need a room.
Susan : Yes, I do. For my music.
Ben : What, what, what music?
Nick : [Nick brings cello to Susan] Here you go, Maestro.
Susan : I thought I'd take up the cello again. I need something to fill the void in my soul.
[starts to play]
Ben : All right, Susan. Please, you win. I really miss Janey.
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Susan : How could you even think of taking Janey's room? Your own room is a disgrace.
Nick : I know. That's why I want this one.
Ben : You can't have this room. And even if you could have this room, which you can't, you can't have this room until you've tidied up your own room.
Nick : So what you're saying is I that can never have this room.
Ben : Right.
Nick : What, never?
Ben : Nope.
Nick : Never ever ever?
Nick : Right. Well, I'll be off. When I come back, I want you to have changed your mind.
Nick : Never ever ever?
Ben : Just get out!
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Susan : You must be a little bit excited.
Susan , Janey Harper : Er, I can safely say that this is the most exciting day of my entire life!
Susan : See?
Janey Harper : I'm finally blowing this dump!
Susan : You know, it's funny about you, Janey. Sometimes you come over as a right ungrateful cow.
Janey Harper : Aww, thanks for the 'sometimes', mum!
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Susan : You're being sarcastic now.
Ben : I'm not.
Susan : There you go again.
Ben : I can't win, can I? No matter what I say or do, someone comes along and spoils things.
Janey Harper : Dad?
Ben : See what I mean?
Janey Harper : Can I have £500 spending money?
Ben : Yes, of course you can, dear!
Janey Harper : [Runs off happy]
Ben : Now *that's* being sarcastic!
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Ben : What's this?
Nick : Yellowfin tuna, 79p.
Ben : I know what it is! What is it?
Nick : Homework.
Ben : What?
Nick : I got a bit behind with the pricing, so I had to bring some home with me.
Ben : What? It's clogging up my hobbies room!
Nick : Ah, so it's your room now, is it?
Ben : Yes, it's my room! It's not the fish room, it's not the tin room, it's not even Nick's Hair-Brained S... What? Did you get this from the shop?
Nick : That's right.
Susan : Does the manager know you've taken it?
Nick : Hah! You kidding? He's already looking for the slightest excuse to sack me. I think he feels threatened.
Susan : What possible reason could he have to sack you?
Ben : Er, what? Like taking a lot of tuna and hiding it in his sister's bedroom?
Nick : Yeah, that kind of thing!
Ben : Nick, do you know how serious this is?
Nick : Well, I have heard that dolphins can get caught in the nets.
Ben : What were you going to do once you've priced it up?
Nick : Take it back to the shop two cans at a time. It'll only take 5-10 years.