My Family (TV Series)

'Tis Pity She's a Whore (2001)

Timothy Bateson: Derelict

Quotes 

• [Ben tries to take a photo of himself and his bench when a hobo sits on it] 

  Ben Harper : Sorry! Hello? Hello? Sorry! Haha! Very good! Yes, I am glad you're enjoying *my* bench!

  Derelict : It's my bench! Sod off!

  Ben Harper : No! Despite your eloquence, sir, it's *my* bench! My bench! Ben Harper - see? That's me! Yes, donated by me to the good, hard-working people of London in recognition of four generations of diligent haberdashers who would have otherwise been forgotten!

  Derelict : God! Not another loony!