My Dad's the Prime Minister (TV Series)
The Project (2003)
Robert Bathurst: Prime Minister
Quotes
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Sarah Phillips : You've got to feel sorry for Dillon, Dad. He's a boy, and all boys are stupid. It's a fact of life.
Prime Minister : That is complete and utter rubbish.
Clare Phillips : No, she's got a point, actually. Research shows that girls' results are at least seven percent higher, across the board, than boys'.
Prime Minister : Well, I knew that, obviously.
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Duncan Packer : Bit of a pasting in the papers again, I'm afraid, PM.
Prime Minister : Ahhhm, what is it this time?
Duncan Packer : [reading from a newspaper] What's the difference between the Prime Minister and a goldfish?
Prime Minister : Yes?
Duncan Packer : One's wet and goes round and round in circles, the other is a goldfish.
Prime Minister : [scoffing] Very amusing. What does The Times have to say?
Duncan Packer : That was The Times.
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Prime Minister : How are things going at school... apart from 'fine'.
Dillon Phillips : Fine.
Prime Minister : Who are your friends this term? Is it still Greaser and Lightbulb?
Dillon Phillips : It's Geezer and Lighthouse, Dad.
Prime Minister : Are you still chilling out with them?
Dillon Phillips : Please don't, Dad.
Prime Minister : Fair enough.