Martin Ball: Mr. Roberts

Quotes 

• Flash : I'll have the new boy, you can have Dillon.

  JJ : No, *I'll* have the new boy, *you* can have Dillon.

  Flash : Dillon's useless. He's a big gay.

  Mr. Roberts : Now, Lads, we don't call people 'gay'. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Quite the opposite. In fact, it's a good thing to be gay. In fact, calling somebody gay might be considered a compliment.

  Dillon Phillips : Hear that, Flash? Ya big gay.

  [the teacher is a bit non-plussed] 

  Mr. Roberts : Ehhh, well done, Dillon. Uh, carry on.