- [first lines]
- Dennis Stanton: It's me.
- Jessica Fletcher: It's not you.
- Dennis Stanton: But of course it is. Damian Sinclair is dashing, intelligent, witty, compassionate. All my best traits. What I take issue with is this tailless dummy some hack illustrator's come up with. Really, now, I look like an aging gigolo.
- [last lines]
- Dennis Stanton: Rhoda, take a memo.
- Rhoda Markowitz: Yes, sir.
- Dennis Stanton: To Robert Butler. Robert, as you are aware the vindication of Elwood Perkins in the Kate Kelley homicide has saved the company $50,000. Your memo, congratulating Miss Markowitz and myself for our role in this endeavor, somehow seems to have got lost in the inter-office mails. As to Miss Markowitz, don't you think it's about time you and I chatted about enrolling her in the company training program?