Murder, She Wrote (TV Series)

The Sins of Castle Cove (1989)

Julie Adams: Eve Simpson

Quotes 

• Eve Simpson : Corinne, speed it up. I have an appointment with a hot client. Give me something orangy-pale to remind him that I'm a woman without threatening him with my sexuality.

• Loretta Spiegel : Has your husband read the book?

  Eve Simpson : Are you serious? I've never seen Noah read anything but a stop sign. Even then, his lips moved.

• [first lines] 

  Eve Simpson : I swear to you. Alice showed up at the Harbor house wearing shorts, and they wouldn't let her in.

  Loretta Spiegel : Shorts? She must be older than God's mother.

  Ideal Molloy : Oh, but she's so proud of her legs.

  Phyllis Grant : I don't know why. Her knees look like two fat boys bumping their heads together.

• Phyllis Grant : I could swear you had your hair done day before yesterday.

  Eve Simpson : Loretta left in too much gray. I got home late last night; I caught my reflection in the hall mirror and screamed. I thought I was being attacked by some senior citizen.

• Phyllis Grant : Eve, darling, it also says in the book that you had an affair with the butcher, but you broke it off because of his mother?

  Eve Simpson : I won't dignify that with an answer, but that mother of his is something else.