- Henry Reynard: Oh, the check.
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, no, thank you.
- Henry Reynard: No, no, you earned it. Please.
- Jessica Fletcher: You know, Henry, nothing would give me greater pleasure than to tear this up into tiny pieces, and toast you with the confetti... But a million dollars will mean a great deal to the children's hospital. Thank you, on *their* behalf.
- [last lines]
- Kimberly Carson: Grandfather, you can take my inheritance and stuff it... in your mattress. Although most of it's probably there already.
- [turns and leaves]
- Henry Reynard: Kimberly, come back here!
- [points at Jessica]
- Henry Reynard: You... You, Jessica, you did this to her.
- Jessica Fletcher: No, Henry, *you* did.