- [last lines]
- Lorna Thompson: And second thing was you're looking at the new co-producer of the 6:00 news.
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, that is wonderful, Lorna! Congratulations!
- Lorna Thompson: Oh, I haven't told you the best part. I'm doing a segment on crime and how the average citizen participates in solving cases... and I would like you to be our first guest.
- [first lines]
- Bernardo Bonelli: How bad is it?
- Philip Bonelli: It's beyond bad, Uncle Bernardo. Damn it, this time you've got to call in the police. You tell them everything. Demand protection.
- Bernardo Bonelli: Please, Philip, don't be naive. Do you really think they can protect us from being victims of a hit and run, or me falling accidentally out of a 10-story window?
- Philip Bonelli: You've been watching too many gangster movies. You know that.