- Jessica Fletcher: Did you ever try to argue with a computer? It is impossible. It's like trying to talk sense to Amos Tupper once he's made up his mind about something.
- [last lines]
- Jessica Fletcher: Oops, I'm getting ahead of myself. Maybe we just better wait for the sequel. Thanks for dropping by and good night.
- [first lines]
- Jessica Fletcher: Hello. I was just changing into something more comfortable. I've got a long night of reading ahead of me. Galleys on my new book. I don't know why they send me these things, because I am absolutely the world's worst proofreader.