The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Don Knotts (1977)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Statler, Mean Mama, Mean Mama's Baby, Gingerbread Man

Quotes 

• Statler : This show is awful!

  Waldorf : Terrible!

  Statler : Disgusting!

  Waldorf : See you next week?

  Statler : Of course.

• Statler : I know what's wrong with this show.

  Waldorf : What?

  Statler : It's the theater.

  Waldorf : What's wrong with it?

  Statler : The seats face the stage!

• [the Swedish Chef tried to make fishie chowder] 

  Waldorf : [groaning]  Ohh...

  Statler : What's wrong with you?

  Waldorf : It's either this show or indigestion. I hope it's indigestion.

  Statler : Why?

  Waldorf : It'll get better in a little while.