The Monkees (TV Series)

Success Story (1966)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Peter : We could only afford one serving, yours is rubber.

  Davy : But I'll starve! Is the fruit rubber?

  Peter : No.

  [Davy bites an apple] 

  Peter : It's plastic.

• Davy : Peter, as my devoted houseboy, what will be your main function?

  Peter : I am born to serve my master and live only to perform his bidding!

  Davy : Right. Now get me my comb.

  Peter : Get it yourself!

• Peter : Why am I the dummy? The dummy should be the dummy.

  Davy : They're his cards, don't antagonize him.

  Micky : What do you have to say about that, Mr. Schneider?

  [pulls the dummy's string] 

  Mr. Schneider : It's a shame to waste youth on children.

• Mike : Hey, are you Davy Jones?

  Davy : Yes.

  [to his grandfather] 

  Davy : My public.

  Mike : Can I have your autograph?

  Davy : Yes you can.

  Mike : Mr. Jones, I just want to tell you that my family sleep a little better every night, knowin' that you are out there singin'.

• Interviewer : Waitaminit, fellas, there's a good chance this show will be shown in England.

  Davy : Yeah?

  Interviewer : Yeah.

  Davy : When, what, Since when?

  Interviewer : I don't know when it will be shown there, but it, you know, eh

  Peter : 1973!