The Monkees (TV Series)

One Man Shy (1966)

George Furth: Ronnie Farnsworth

Quotes 

• Ronnie Farnsworth : I beg your pardon, a gentlemen does not stare at a lady.

  Peter : A begger can look at a queen.

• Ronnie Farnsworth : I thought you gentlemen might like to know I found your music primitive, grotesque and ugly.

  Micky : But it sure keeps your foot tappin', don't it?

  [Plays a drum roll] 

• Ronnie Farnsworth : [Having drawn moustaches on a picture of the Monkees]  There, I told you, Valerie, I told you so. Now there is the waiter, there is the parkman and there is the toy salesman. A feeble plot to discredit me. Well, well, two can play at this game!

  [laughs] 

• Ronnie Farnsworth : Yachtsmen, brokers, tailors, hah! They are just fifth rate musicians.

  Micky : Third rate musicians!

• Ronnie Farnsworth : You, uh, really get a big kick outta yourself, don'tcha?

  Mike : Yeah, well, I'm all I have.

  Ronnie Farnsworth : That's too bad.