- Peter: I know I've seen that face before. I know I've seen that face be... I have faced that scene before.
- The Count: Here we are in my beautiful laboratory in my beautiful castle in the dungeon with the beautiful fake background!
- The Count: Here, drink this.
- Davy: What is it?
- The Count: This is only tomato juice.
- Davy: Don't you mean tomato juice?
- [British pronunciation]
- The Count: Drink it! To get you used to the color. But in the matter of a few days, you will be drinking blood!
- Davy: Blood! Bleh!
- The Count: Bleh?
- Davy: Bleh!
- The Count: Bleh!
- Davy: [facing camera] I think we got a hit.
- Davy: [speaking to the Wolfman] After all, what has Dracula ever done for you? All those pictures you've made together: 'Dracula Leaves', 'Dracula Returns'. You know, you've made over thirty movies with him, and you haven't even got second billing!
- Davy: [Wolfman growls affirmatively] What you need is a good agent. These people are exploiting you!
- Micky: Oh, Lorelei, I'm so glad I found you. There's monster's out there!
- Lorelei: Monsters? What are we going to do?
- Micky: [speaking with a masculine voice] Well, don't worry, my middle name is 'Danger'.
- Micky: [the Wolfman lets out a growl from behind the door] Aaah! Of course, my last name is 'Chicken'.