The Monkees (TV Series)

Monstrous Monkee Mash (1968)

Ron Masak: The Count

Quotes 

• The Count : Here we are in my beautiful laboratory in my beautiful castle in the dungeon with the beautiful fake background!

• The Count : Here, drink this.

  Davy : What is it?

  The Count : This is only tomato juice.

  Davy : Don't you mean tomato juice?

  [British pronunciation] 

  The Count : Drink it! To get you used to the color. But in the matter of a few days, you will be drinking blood!

  Davy : Blood! Bleh!

  The Count : Bleh?

  Davy : Bleh!

  The Count : Bleh!

  Davy : [facing camera]  I think we got a hit.

• The Count : I think this boy's mind will be perfect for the monster.

  Lorelei : But why, uncle, why?

  The Count : Because he hasn't a brain in his head.

• Micky : [dressed as a Wolfman]  What are you doing in here, this is our fantasy?

  Davy : Yeah, yeah, we're the Monkees, you see, in every show we do a fantasy sequence, where we romp around and jump and do funny things, and nobody interrupts us. Nobody!

  The Count : It seems this show is different.