The Monkees (TV Series)

Monstrous Monkee Mash (1968)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Davy : What a kiss! I've never felt this way before.

  Lorelei : You fool! It was not my kiss, it was the magic necklace!

  Davy : What a necklace. I've never felt this way before.

• Davy : Gee Lorelei, when you said you lived by the water I didn't think you'd meant the swamp.

• The Count : Here, drink this.

  Davy : What is it?

  The Count : This is only tomato juice.

  Davy : Don't you mean tomato juice?

  [British pronunciation] 

  The Count : Drink it! To get you used to the color. But in the matter of a few days, you will be drinking blood!

  Davy : Blood! Bleh!

  The Count : Bleh?

  Davy : Bleh!

  The Count : Bleh!

  Davy : [facing camera]  I think we got a hit.

• Davy : [speaking to the Wolfman]  After all, what has Dracula ever done for you? All those pictures you've made together: 'Dracula Leaves', 'Dracula Returns'. You know, you've made over thirty movies with him, and you haven't even got second billing!

  Davy : [Wolfman growls affirmatively]  What you need is a good agent. These people are exploiting you!

• Micky : [dressed as a Wolfman]  What are you doing in here, this is our fantasy?

  Davy : Yeah, yeah, we're the Monkees, you see, in every show we do a fantasy sequence, where we romp around and jump and do funny things, and nobody interrupts us. Nobody!

  The Count : It seems this show is different.