- Davy: Don't you want me to be rich and famous?
- Peter: I'd rather have you alive and well.
- Mike: Yeah, Besides, you don't know anything about boxing!
- Peter: Yeah.
- Davy: That's not so! I used to be quite a scrapper at school, y'know. There was this one big bully, always used to be pickin' on me, so one day I went wham-o! with a right and wham-o! with a left!
- Mike: And what then, what happened?
- Davy: She never bothered me again.
- Joey Sholto: You're a good boy, and I like a good boy.
- Davy: Oh, thank you very much, can I have a cookie?
- Joey Sholto: What about Tiger Smedley, will he take a dive in the third round?
- Vernon: If the money's right, the Tiger will take a dive at the way in!
- Reporter #1: Davy, is it true you call your mother every time you win a fight?
- Dynamite Davy Jones: Yeah, that's right.
- Reporter #1: What do you do if the opponent wins?
- Dynamite Davy Jones: I call his mother.
- Reporter #2: Aren't you worried? The champ said he's gonna slaughter ya, Davy!
- Dynamite Davy Jones: Aw, no, I just think of the wize words by that old Yugoslavian philosopher.
- Reporter #2: What's that?
- Dynamite Davy Jones: Haber reeber sacken rober soaken raber seeken rober raber seeken rober saken.
- Reporter #2: Oh, yeah haber reeber sacken...
- Fight Announcer: [Live on TV] They've shaken hands, and the fighters have now both been told that in the event of a knockdown, each man must go to a neutral corner.
- Micky: Man, I wish he'd go to the corner of Crescent Heights and Sunset.
- Peter: He'd be safe.
- Joey Sholto: It's guys like those Monkees that are ruining the fight game.
- Vernon: Fighting the ruining game!