The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees in the Ring (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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• Micky : [dressed as an old man]  Please-ah, my boy, listen to your papa, don't-ah go into the ring, don't-ah be a fighter. Think of your hands, your beautiful hands, you'll never play the violin again.

  Davy : But I don't play the violin.

  Micky : [own voice]  You could learn!

• Davy : Don't you want me to be rich and famous?

  Peter : I'd rather have you alive and well.

  Mike : Yeah, Besides, you don't know anything about boxing!

  Peter : Yeah.

  Davy : That's not so! I used to be quite a scrapper at school, y'know. There was this one big bully, always used to be pickin' on me, so one day I went wham-o! with a right and wham-o! with a left!

  Mike : And what then, what happened?

  Davy : She never bothered me again.

• Mike : Now, listen man, you're going to be going to a lot of strange cities. And there's always one hotel. A lot of gambling and drinking, and a lotta fast women, and a lotta loose talk. Now you know what you do when you get to town?

  Davy : Find that hotel.

  Mike : You'll do fine.

• Joey Sholto : You're a good boy, and I like a good boy.

  Davy : Oh, thank you very much, can I have a cookie?

• Reporter #1 : Davy, is it true you call your mother every time you win a fight?

  Dynamite Davy Jones : Yeah, that's right.

  Reporter #1 : What do you do if the opponent wins?

  Dynamite Davy Jones : I call his mother.

• Reporter #2 : Aren't you worried? The champ said he's gonna slaughter ya, Davy!

  Dynamite Davy Jones : Aw, no, I just think of the wize words by that old Yugoslavian philosopher.

  Reporter #2 : What's that?

  Dynamite Davy Jones : Haber reeber sacken rober soaken raber seeken rober raber seeken rober saken.

  Reporter #2 : Oh, yeah haber reeber sacken...