The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees in a Ghost Town (1966)

Lon Chaney Jr.: Lenny

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Quotes 

• Mike : Say, you're pretty tough with a gun in your hand, aren't ya?

  Lenny : Heh heh, ya think so, huh? Well, you oughta see him with a cigarette hangin' outta the corner of his mouth! Yeah! Hey George, now, you show 'em that mean look ya get when ya squint yer eyes.

• George : Lenny...

  [fires a few rounds] 

  George : ...give 'em your famous line.

  Lenny : You ain't goin' no place!

• Peter : [as Spider]  You can't step on the Spider!

  Lenny : Why not?

  Peter : It'll rain.

• Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man : Awright, punks, where's the loot?

  George : Come on, lady, the PTA meeting's down the block!

  Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man : You gotta be George, you got a big mouth.

  George : That's right, who are you?

  Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man : Well, I ain't the Welcome Wagon.

  Lenny : You ain't... the Big Man?

  Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man : Naw, I'm the Big Woman, the Big Man's wife.

  George : And where's your husband?

  Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man : He got *too* big. Now *I'm* the Big Man!

• Lenny : Ya know, George, I think I'm fallin' in love... with the Big Man!