The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees in Texas (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Ben Cartwheel : Hey, uh, water my horse, will you, son?

  Davy : Water your horse? I'm not a stable boy!

  Ben Cartwheel : I don't care about your mental condition; water my horse!

• Davy : [during a shoot-out, Peter uses his finger instead of a gun]  What is this bang, bang, bang stuff?

  Peter : Well, I hate violence. Besides, I have more shells than you do.

• Mike : [on the phone]  Are you sure that it's not listed, operator? It's very important.

  Davy : Mike, Mike...

  Mike : What?

  Davy : Who are you calling?

  Mike : John Wayne.

• [Wielding their weapons] 

  Micky : Winchester '73!

  Davy : Colt .45!

  Mike : Smith and Wesson .38!

  Peter : [wielding champagne bottle]  Vintage '66!

  Mike : How in the world will you be able to do anything with "Vintage '66"?

  Peter : You're right. I wish I had Vintage '55.

• Micky : Are you sure Aunt Kate won't mind us coming?

  Mike : The last time I was here, she said: drop in any time.

  Davy : When was that?

  Mike : Spring of '54.