The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees à la Mode (1967)

Patrice Wymore: Madame Quagmeyer

Quotes 

• Madame Quagmyer : Oh! That is the worst looking dummy I have ever seen.

  Peter : [enters room]  Madame Quagmeyer?

  Madame Quagmyer : I retract that statement.

• Madame Quagmyer : Rob Roy, Miss Willis has turned in her story on the Monkees. It is accurate, truthful and completely factual.

  Rob Roy Fingerhead : Is she out to destroy us?

  Madame Quagmyer : Apparently. I want you to take a crack at it.

  Rob Roy Fingerhead : I anticipated you, Madame.

  [Rob Roy hands over his article] 

  Madame Quagmyer : Hm! Divoon...