The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Race Again (1968)

Stubby Kaye: Wolfgang

Quotes 

• Mike : Now, hold it, hold it, before this scene goes any further, man, what is this gun thing?

  Wolfgang : Well, now just a minute, we've got to have the gun. After all, it's a prop.

  Mike : That's horrible!

  Peter : Put that away!

  Mike : It's bad enough that you're with a uniform and all!

  Peter : But, guns on television and everything, it's bad enough we have a tuning fork!

• Baron Von Klutz : I suppose you are wondering why we brought you here.

  Micky : Eh, let's see. How about, you're gonna award me the Blue Max?

  Baron Von Klutz : Tell him to shut up.

  Wolfgang : Shut up!

• Wolfgang : Hold it, und schtop. Nobody is allowed in here unless they are authorized Klutzmobile personnel. You understand?

  Mike : Oh, yes.

  Wolfgang : To be in here, you have got to be... a Klutz.

• Wolfgang : [counting down]  10, 9...

  Micky : No, no, wait, don't... 10, eh, after 10 comes 11.

  Wolfgang : Nein, nein, nein, nein.

  Micky : Not 9 9, that's 99, 10, 11...

  Wolfgang : All right, all right, 10, 11, 4, 3, 2...