The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Race Again (1968)

William Glover: Crumpets

Quotes 

• T.N. Crumpetts : I say, Peter, would you care for another spot of tea?

  Peter : No, thanks, I have several spots already.

  [laughs] 

  T.N. Crumpetts : Eh, Carruthers, spray away...

  [Carruthers begins spraying a scent into the air] 

  Micky : What's that?

  T.N. Crumpetts : It's for atmosphere. Genuine London Mist spray. Also comes in roll-on, of course.

  Davy : [fake Liverpudlian accent]  Smells like Liverpool to me.

• Baron Von Klutz : [thick German accent]  So Crumpetts, I see you are having some trouble with your car.

  T.N. Crumpetts : I see you are having some trouble with your accent.

• T.N. Crumpetts : I tell you, Baron, this boy's not a mechanic.

  Baron Von Klutz : Now, that's enough out of you, Gabby.

  T.N. Crumpetts : Well, I haven't said anything else?

  Baron Von Klutz : What do you think this is, open end? Gag him.