The Monkees (TV Series)

The Monkee's Paw (1968)

Peter Tork: Peter

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Quotes 

• Psychiatrist : Well, we give you a little test. Ja, a test.

  [picks up a colorful Rorschach inkblot] 

  Psychiatrist : Now. What does that appear to seem to be to you?

  [Micky starts to reply but no sounds come from his mouth] 

  Mike : That looks exactly like a bunch of flowers to me.

  Psychiatrist : I am talking to him.

  Mike : I'm, I'm sorry.

  Psychiatrist : Hmm. You're such a silly. This is obviously a bunny... and a chicken. Ja? Now.

  Mike : It looks like a tomato ketchup stain to me.

  Psychiatrist : Seems you two came together. That is a bunny and a chicken. Hmm? Now!

  Davy : It looks like a bunch of birds dancing to me, you know.

  Psychiatrist : You three should form a group. It is a bunny... and a chicken!

  Mike : Well wait a minute, there's no need to get hostile about it.

  Psychiatrist : Don't you give me that hostile stuff, or I'll hit you! It's a bunny and a chicken!

  Mike : I'm sorry, man, that's just a bunch of flowers.

  Davy : It looks like a bunch of girls dancing.

  Psychiatrist : A bunny and a chicken!

  Mike : A bunch of flowers.

  Psychiatrist : A bunny and a chicken!

  Peter : A tomato ketchup stain.

  Psychiatrist : A bunny and a chicken!

  Davy : A bunch of birds dancing.

  Psychiatrist : A bunny and a chicken!

• Manager : Are you still here? I told you to get out. I don't want any bums hanging around here.

  Peter : He's not a bum.

  Mendrek : No, I'm not a bum!

  Manager : You got a job?

  Davy : You just fired him!

  Manager : Alright, so he's a vagrant too, now come on, get it outta here.

• Manager : What, are you crazy? Nobody sings with their feet!

  Mike : What do you mean, nobody sings - of course they sing with their feet, I mean, eh, didn't you ever hear of the movie, eh, 'Young man with a corn'?

  Peter : Yeah, and how about 'Flat Foot Floojy With A Floy-Floy'?

  Mike : Anybody can sing, it's not everybody can play their feet. No sirree bob.

• Davy : Now look, we got no voice, no job and no rent.

  Peter : Yeah, and the good times can't last forever.

• Mike : You know what, I think it's a mental problem.

  Peter : You can say that again!

  [laugs] 

  Mike : Now, and where do you go when you have a mental problem?

  Peter : Well, you go to eh, you know, to the mental problem analyst.

• Peter : He can't say anything but 'crayon'.