The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Marooned (1967)

Michael Nesmith: Mike

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Quotes 

• Mike : Let's swim for it!

  Davy : No, man, we'll drown!

  Micky : Well, let's drown for it!

• Micky : Wait! Our footprints. Great Scott, that means we're lost, we've been going around in circles!

  Davy : Oh, Micky, Micky, it's a small set, man. We have to use the same place, you know, different bushes, trees.

  Mike : Yeah, don't you remember, like the Lone Ranger and the big rock?

• Mike : Oh, hello, we're the Monkees. Doctor, Doctor Livingstone I presume?

  Dr. Schwartzkov : No, Doctor Schwartzkov is the name, er, here's my card. Ja, I work on the island. I specialize in jungle fever, malaria, cold rash, baby delivery, appendectomy and sometimes I grow orchids on the side, what do you say, boys, my office is always here, come on by anytime, I got the bag and the whole thing if you want... to come by.

  [the Monkees have long since moved on] 

• Mike : [walking by]  Buried treasure, that's sort of out of hand, Pete.

  Davy : [walking by]  Next thing you know, you'll be buying San Diego.

  Peter : I turned San Diego down!

  Micky : [walking by]  Treasure map. That's one of the dumbest things you've ever done, Pete.

  Peter : That's not fair, Micky.

  Davy : Nah, that's not true, Micky. He's done dumber things than that. I know.

  Peter : Thanks, man.

• Major Pshaw : My practice is to shoot all trespassers!

  Mike : Practice makes perfect...