The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Manhattan Style (1967)

Philip Ober: Mr. Weatherwax

Quotes 

• Davy : Hey, it's Mr. Baker, back from his backer.

  Weatherwax : Have you got a baker, Backer? Have you got a backer, Baker?

  Peter : Baker Backer?

• Weatherwax : Well, I'm very sorry, but he'll have to evacuate this room.

  Micky : [posing as a doctor]  What? Are you mad? I can't move the plague!

  Weatherwax : The plague! Is is contagious?

  Micky : Have you ever seen a plague that wasn't?

• Weatherwax : Sam the doctor, what I wanna know is: Is he really sick or is it merely sham?

  Micky : [still posing as a doctor]  Of course he's sick! He had sham when he was twelve years old.

• Weatherwax : What I want to know is, is he really sick, or is it merely sham?

  Micky : Of course he's sick! He had sham when he was 12 years old.

• Weatherwax : Have we starved them out yet?

  Buntz, the Compton : How hungry can they get in half an hour?