The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Get Out More Dirt (1967)

Julie Newmar: April Conquest

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Quotes 

• Mike : What's that?

  April Conquest : I'm working on my doctor's thesis.

  Mike : Oh, why can't your doctor work on his own thesis?

• April Conquest : Davy, are you an artist?

  Davy : Do fish swim?

• April Conquest : Do you like chamber music?

  Peter : Do fish swim?

• April Conquest : Micky, do you dance ballet?

  Micky : Do fish swim?

  [Micky flies across the room as if on strings] 

  Davy : How did he do that?

  Micky : A man in love has the strength of thousands!

• April Conquest : Oh Mike, you ride a bike.

  Mike : That's right baby, and fish can swim.

• Davy : [Davy goes to the table]  Um, excuse me miss, but, uh...

  [April turns her head to face Davy, stands up, takes of her glasses which causes Davy to look up] 

  Davy : Have you go-...

  April Conquest : Yes?

  Davy : [stammering]  S-s-s-s-soap! Soap... soap...

  [Davy backs off in awe] 

  Micky : I'm gonna need some soap. Listen have you got any so-...

  [Micky suddenly stops when he sees April] 

  Micky : - -ap... soap... soap...

• April Conquest : I'm an alumnus at The Laundromatic Institute Of San Radu.

• April Conquest : I'm working on my doctor's thesis.

  Mike : Why can't your doctor work on his own thesis?