The Monkees (TV Series)
Hillbilly Honeymoon (1967)
Micky Dolenz: Micky
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Quotes
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[Micky runs in]
Micky : Where's Jud?
Maw Weskitt : Over there.
[Mike runs in]
Mike : Where's Jud?
Maw Weskitt : Same place.
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Micky : What is this?
[holds up a spoon]
Jud Weskitt : That is a... spoon.
Micky : Right, what do we do with it?
Jud Weskitt : And we... eat with it!
[Micky, Mike and Peter cheer]
Micky : What's this, Jud?
[holds up a fork]
Jud Weskitt : That is a... vark.
[Micky, Mike and Peter cheer]
Micky : What do we do with it?
Jud Weskitt : And we... eat with it!
[Micky, Mike and Peter cheer]
Micky : Hold it, wait, wait, hold it. What is this, Jud?
[holds up a knife]
Jud Weskitt : That is a... knife!
[Micky, Mike and Peter cheer]
Micky : What do we do with it?
Jud Weskitt : And we...
[grabs the knife]
Jud Weskitt : stab out blindly at those who would make us eat with a fork and spoon!
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Ella Mae Chubber : I love ya, Davy!
Micky : I'm Micky.
Ella Mae Chubber : I love ya, Micky!
[kisses him passionately]
Micky : Well, I tried.
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Mike : Look, Jud, if you want to be qualified for Ella Mae, you got to treat her like a gentleman.
Jud Weskitt : But she's a girl.
Micky : [to camera] Isn't that dumb?
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Micky : Isn't that dumb?
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Maw Weskitt : Congratulations, cousins, and welcome to the family.
Micky : Thanks, Maw. You sure play great garbage!
Jud Weskitt : [to Mike] How did you learn how to play such a good nose?
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Maw Weskitt : Well who's gonna make a gentleman outta my boy in one hour?
Micky : Only one man in the world can do that, Maw, couse he's had eight marriages himself. Raybert presents: comin' straight from the mountains: Uncle Raccoon!
Peter : [Peter enters dressed like Davy Crocket, speaking with a German accent] Someone here have trouble with ze marriage?
Mike : That's the wrong accent!
