The Monkees (TV Series)

Captain Crocodile (1967)

Oliver McGowan: J.J. Pontoon

Quotes 

• Mike : [Disguised as a kindly little old building janitor]  Hello, I'm the kindly little old building janitor. And I just wanted to tell you that I've got twelve grandchildren at home and they all watch the show, just because the Monkees is on.

  Captain Crocodile : This is ridiculous!

  J.J. Pontoon : Eh, eh, let the man speak. Now, before The Monkees appeared, did your grandchildren ever watch the show?

  Mike : Oh, no, no. I'd seen it once, I remember seeing it well, I watched it for about five minutes and then I thought to myself: why am I sitting here watching this show when I could be out, cleaning garbage cans?

• Davy : [Davy and Peter are disguised as small children]  I like Monkees, and if you take them off the air, I'm going to hold my breath til my face turns blue!

  Junior Pinter : So will I!

  J.J. Pontoon : Junior!

  Peter : If The Monkees goes off the air, I'll never eat my vegetables again!