The Monkees (TV Series)

A Coffin Too Frequent (1967)

Ruth Buzzi: Mrs. Weatherspoon

Quotes 

• Mrs. Weatherspoon : Don't be disrespectful to those who have passed beyond!

  Micky : It's not The Passing Beyond that bothers us so much; it's The Coming Back!

• Peter : Gee, are you sure it's right to force all this tea on me?

  Mrs. Weatherspoon : Whenever you have a cold you must always force fluids.

  Peter : Gee, I had a cousin who had a terrible cold, and they forced about twelve gallons of the stuff on him.

  Mrs. Weatherspoon : Ooh, and what happened?

  Peter : Well, the cold got better, but he drowned.

• Mrs. Weatherspoon : [a trumpet blows from beyond the grave]  It's Elmer! It's Elmer! Oooh.

  Mike : How do you know it's Elmer?

  Mrs. Weatherspoon : He's playing our song!