Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger (2002)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
Quotes
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[Disher enters Stottlemeyer's office]
Lt. Randall Disher : Captain.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : You just missed the deputy commissioner. Guess what he wanted to talk about? Murder rates spiking? The Sidney Teal investigation? No. All he wanted to know was what we're doing about the runaway cop.
Lt. Randall Disher : Fraidy Cop.
[drops a newspaper on Stottlemeyer's desk, with the headline "Who Is Fraidy Cop?"]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Excuse me?
Lt. Randall Disher : That's what they're calling him.
[pause]
Lt. Randall Disher : We, uh, sort of pieced together the route he took.
[He walks over to a blown up map. He sighs]
Lt. Randall Disher : I don't know. Okay.
[He pulls out a few pushpins]
Lt. Randall Disher : After the shooting, three people saw him running west towards the park here, and on 19th, here,
[puts a pushpin into an intersection on the map]
Lt. Randall Disher : He flagged down a taxi.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : He took a taxi?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah, it gets worse. He, uh, threw up in the backseat. But we did get his blood type from the vomit. The taxi then, uh, dropped him off at a bar up on Geary Street...
[puts another pushpin on the map]
Lt. Randall Disher : ... there, where he sat in a booth at the back, apparently drinking bourbon and crying.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : He was crying? Oh, dear Lord.
Lt. Randall Disher : About midnight, an older woman in a brown station wagon was seen picking him up. Possibly his mother.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : He called his mom?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Well, that son of a bitch better hope I don't find him first.
[He looks at the cartographic sketch of Fraidy Cop on his desk]
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[Disher enters Stottlemeyer's office]
Disher : Captain.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : You just missed the deputy commissioner. Guess what he wanted to talk about? Murder rates spiking? The Sidney Teal investigation? No. All he wanted to know was what we're doing about the runaway cop.
Disher : Fraidy Cop.
[drops a newspaper on Stottlemeyer's desk, with the headline "Who Is Fraidy Cop?"]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Excuse me?
Disher : That's what they're calling him.
[pause]
Disher : We, uh, sort of pieced together the route he took.
[He walks over to a blown up map. He sighs]
Disher : I don't know. Okay.
[He pulls out a few pushpins]
Disher : After the shooting, three people saw him running west towards the park here, and on 19th, here,
[puts a pushpin into an intersection on the map]
Disher : He flagged down a taxi.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : He took a taxi?
Disher : Yeah, it gets worse. He, uh, threw up in the backseat. But we did get his blood type from the vomit. The taxi then, uh, dropped him off at a bar upon Geary Street...
[puts another pushpin on the map]
Disher : ... there, where he sat in a booth at the back, apparently drinking bourbon and crying.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : He was crying? Oh, dear Lord.
Disher : About midnight, an older woman in a brown station wagon was seen picking him up. Possibly his mother.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : He called his mom?
Disher : Yeah.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Well, that son of a bitch better hope I don't find him first.
[He looks at the cartographic sketch of Fraidy Cop on his desk]
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Disher : Hey, Mr. Modine. What happened next?
Archie Modine : Well, he came at me with a knife, and he-he said something.
Christine : He said, "Don't be a hero".
Disher : "Don't be a hero"?
Archie Modine : Yeah. Anyway, I pulled my piece and I got three rounds off.
Disher : Guess he didn't realize he was messing with a second lieutenant.
Witness : I just live right up there. I saw the whole thing. That's exactly what happened.
Archie Modine : Hey, Lieutenant. Is that really Sidney Teal?
Disher : I'm afraid so.
Archie Modine : Geez.
