Mike Bassett: Manager (TV Series)
Flat Pack Four (2005)
Steve Edge: David "Doddsy" Dodds
Quotes
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Wirral Web Presenter : I caught up with coach David Dodds, who was surprisingly upbeat.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : To be fair I think we are starting to show some consistency.
Wirral Web Presenter : Were bottom of the league.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : Yeah, yeah but we are consistently bottom of the league. So the only way is up.
Wirral Web Presenter : Unless we get relegated.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : Yeah, as you say that would be further down again. Good point. Good point.
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Mike Bassett : [Sat in the stands on phone to coach Doddsy after being sent off] Hello Doddsy, can you hear me lad?
David "Doddsy" Dodds : Loud and clear boss.
Mike Bassett : OK look, tell Jeremy to tuck in on the left.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : What?
Mike Bassett : Tell Jeremy to tuck in on the left. Hang on a minute
[Wife Karine calls on another phone and now has a phone on either ear]
Mike Bassett : Sorry love, I can't talk now I'm in the middle of a game.
Karine Bassett : I'm locked out Mike and I'm meant to be cutting someone's hair in five minutes.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : Middle of the game boss?
Mike Bassett : What?
Karine Bassett : Have you got the spare keys?
David "Doddsy" Dodds : You want Jeremy in the middle?
Mike Bassett : No on the left.
Karine Bassett : On the left of what?
Mike Bassett : No I'm talking to Doddsy love, just try round the back.
Karine Bassett : I have it's locked.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : Jeremy round the back boss.
Mike Bassett : Will you shut up!
Karine Bassett : Don't tell me to shut up Mike!
Mike Bassett : No, not you love. Look. go next door and try and get them off the neighbours.
David "Doddsy" Dodds : Get him off, bring on Neighbours. Got it boss, will do.
[Ends phone call]
Mike Bassett : Not Neighbours! He's injured you bloody idiot!
Karine Bassett : I am not a bloody idiot Mike.
[Hangs up]
Mike Bassett : I'm not talking to you love. Jesus!