Miami Vice (TV Series)
By Hooker by Crook (1987)
Don Johnson: Detective James Crockett
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Quotes
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Detective James Crockett : First a junkie, now a hooker.
[Chuckles]
Detective James Crockett : I think I've been in the business too long. I'm starting to fall for the players.
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Detective James Crockett : Izzy, what are you doing with these women? Taking it out in trade?
[after walking in and disrupting Izzy photographing a woman in a bikini]
Izzy Moreno : Ahhh, have some respect Crockett, eh? I will do what ever is necessary to attain attitudinal composity. And that includes the arousal of certain photogenic voluptuaries.
Detective James Crockett : Okay, enough of the myst-o-babble you hispanic Hue Hefner.
Detective Ricardo Tubbs : You ever photograph a model named Ali? Brunette, lot's a hair, lot's a inseam.
Izzy Moreno : I am like a lawyer and a preist when I am immortalizing women.
[makes a noise with his mouth and runs a finger over it like a zipper sound]
Izzy Moreno : Sacred vows.
Detective James Crockett : I get it; kind of like a monk.
Izzy Moreno : Yeah, exactly.
Detective James Crockett : Ah huh. The only difference is, ah, the only monestary you're gonna go back to doesn't believe in chastity. Or abstinence.
Izzy Moreno : Cops and preists. When ever I see them I got a weird feeling I gotta make some kind of confession.
Detective James Crockett : Now you're getting warm.
Izzy Moreno : I am sizzling, mon ami. Ali, there you go.
[hands Tubbs a photo]
Detective Ricardo Tubbs : Nice posture...
Detective James Crockett : Um hum. Ah, does she have a last name or did that come off with her cloths?