Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Man for No Seasons (1994)
Danny Tartabull: Danny Tartabull
Quotes
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Bud Bundy : [while filling in for Al at the shoe store] I don't care what anybody says. This has gotta be the worst job in the world.
Bret Saberhagen : [enters with a take-out pizza] No, I've got the worst job in the world.
Bud Bundy : Kelly, it's Bret Saberhagen.
Kelly Bundy : Well, then why does his nametag say Bobby Bonilla?
Bret Saberhagen : He called in sick.
[Danny Tartabull of the Oakland Astros enters dressed in a security uniform]
Danny Tartabull : Hey, Saberhagen, is that your pizza truck in the red zone?
Bret Saberhagen : Come on, Tartabull, if I don't get this here in 30 minutes, they'll take it out of my check.
Danny Tartabull : At least you get a check. I get paid in mall dollars.